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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

so i'm at work the other day and this lady comes in. all seven feet of her.

"I'VE BEEN SITTING OUT THERE FOR TEN MINUTES, WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN FOOD?"

"Oh, is this it?"

"IS THERE KETCHUP IN HERE? GIVE ME SOME DAMN KETCHUP."

"here you go!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU IDIOTS."

(innocent bystander)"have some class lady."

so me and my friend kim just look at eachother and keep taking astonished peoples orders. then the amazon bitch queen decides to come in again.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THE SALT AND NAPKINS???"

"napkins are right over there!"

"THERE'S NO SALT"

"here you go!"

"HOW RUDE OF YOU GUYS TO MAKE ME WAIT OUT THERE FOR TEN MINUTES."

"i'm sorry ma'm but we're not in charge of drive thru."

"if you want we could make it over for you."

"AND HAVE TO WAIT LONGER? GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN RUDE."

the simple fact that we were remaining so calm and pleasant was pissing her off even more. yeah lady, i hope yelling at a couple kids who told you they weren't the cause of your unhappiness made you feel really big. not that you aren't huge already. tall bitch.

tUrBo PeRiL

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